The Bitcoin Diaries
Honey Badger Don't Care Eco Friendly Swim Trunk Shorts
Honey Badger Don't Care Eco Friendly Swim Trunk Shorts
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DESCRIPTION
DESCRIPTION
Beat the heat with the Bitcoin Diaries Men’s Swim Trunk Shorts. Designed for Bitcoiners, these trunks feature quick-drying, breathable fabric and a silky anti-chafe inner liner for ultimate comfort. With multiple pockets, a four-way stretch, and UPF 50+ protection, they’re perfect for any summer adventure or Bitcoin-themed poolside gathering. Get yours now and showcase your Bitcoin pride!
• Fabric composition: (may vary by 5%) 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
• Liner composition: 92% polyester, 8% spandex
• Fabric weight (may vary by 5%): 5.13 oz/yd² (174 g/m²)
• Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
• Anti-chafe mesh inner liner
• Elastic waistband with drawcord
• Mesh pockets
• Small inside pocket for valuables
• UPF 50+
Size guide
WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
2XS | 28 ⅜ | 35 ⅜ |
XS | 29 ⅞ | 37 |
S | 31 ½ | 38 ⅝ |
M | 33 ⅛ | 40 ⅛ |
L | 36 ¼ | 43 ¼ |
XL | 39 ⅜ | 46 ½ |
2XL | 42 ½ | 49 ⅝ |
3XL | 45 ⅝ | 52 ¾ |
4XL | 48 ⅞ | 55 ⅞ |
5XL | 52 | 59 |
6XL | 55 ⅛ | 62 ¼ |
SHIPPING & DELIVERY
SHIPPING & DELIVERY
Typically ships in 3-5 Business Days. We offer a 30-day return/replacement guarantee.

WHY PURCHASE FROM US?
- FREE Worldwide Shipping
- FREE Easy 30 Days Returns
- 100% Money Back Guarantee - Quality & Fit
- Your best experience is our priority.

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